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The series aired on BBC 1 for Series 1-3 and CBBC Channel for Series 4.

Series 1Edit

Episode 1 Edit

(Airdate : 28/09/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Poplar (The Caretaker said it is from "East End of London")
  • Unfortunates
    1. Daisy (girl), she sleeps in the bath
    2. Tyrone (boy), he keeps boogers under his bed
    3. Emmy (girl), who was born with blue hair
    4. Conor (boy), he is addicted to snails
    5. Bethan (girl), she likes to lick her nose
    6. George (boy), he’s got two shadows

Episode 2 Edit

(Airdate : 05/10/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Willesden
  • Unfortunates
    1. Montell (boy), whose favourite dish is mouse in a spicy Cajun sauce
    2. Rochelle (girl), who likes to wear shoes made of cheese
    3. Frankie (girl), she does a great impression of a squashed Gognal Sprot
    4. Aimen (boy), who likes to use a badger as a pillow
    5. Nikica (boy), has a pet woodlouse that lives in his ear
    6. Tia (girl), who walks backwards on a Tuesday

Episode 3 Edit

(Airdate : 12/10/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Cambridge
  • Unfortunates
    1. Fabien (boy), he smells of drains
    2. Puja (girl) lives in a garden shed
    3. Alessio (boy), who has really hairy toes
    4. Joanna (girl), she eats on the floor
    5. Wolfgang (boy) used to be a pair of wellies
    6. Zahrah (girl), her favourite hobby is swimming with wet frogs

Episode 4 Edit

(Airdate : 19/10/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Ipswich
  • Unfortunates
    1. Ben (boy), who wants to go into space so he can spit on the moon
    2. Dionne (girl) she reads everything upside down
    3. Derryn (boy), who collects plug holes
    4. Cloda (girl), who invented sneezing
    5. Adam (boy), he’s related to the Abominable Snowman
    6. Jodie (girl), her middle name is “eek-eek”

Episode 5 Edit

(Airdate : 26/10/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Birmingham
  • Unfortunates
    1. Jon (boy), who uses onions to brush his teeth
    2. Sophie (girl), she once had a sausage dog, but she ate it with chips and beans
    3. Saif (boy), who used to be an old man, but he’s now aged 11
    4. Alice (girl), keeps a monkey under her bed
    5. Jack (boy), he wears false teeth made out of ham
    6. Lizzie (girl), she grows mushrooms between her ears

Episode 6 Edit

(Airdate : 02/11/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Edinburgh
  • Unfortunates
    1. Sam (boy), he grows cheese between his toes
    2. Joanne (girl), who can put her big toe in her ear
    3. Tom (boy), his favourite hobby is collecting bogeys
    4. Rebecca (girl) doesn’t have any eyebrows
    5. Caeleb (boy), he can fit an entire sheep in his mouth
    6. Bonnie (girl), she wants to be a hammock when she grows up

Episode 7 Edit

(Airdate : 09/11/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Brighton
  • Unfortunates
    1. Joe (boy), he collects mouldy old socks
    2. Sunaz (girl), who wants to train pigeons
    3. Benjamin (boy), he snores louder than a trumpet
    4. Florence (girl), she pulls the legs off chairs. Grr!
    5. Joseph (boy), his favourite smell is wet dog
    6. Jaimee (girl), who has just sneezed over the whole team

Episode 8 Edit

(Airdate : 16/11/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Manchester
  • Unfortunates
    1. That one with his head on backwards is Jack (boy)
    2. Renee (girl), she’s a champion bodybuilder
    3. Tim (boy), he was born a mangel
    4. Isobel (girl), is allergic to chairs
    5. Oaiss (boy), he lives in a house under the sea
    6. Sam (girl) goes to school on a rollercoaster

Episode 9 Edit

(Airdate : 23/11/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Cardiff
  • Unfortunates
    1. Ben (boy), he likes to eat other people’s toenails
    2. Bethan (girl), she likes to make sculptures out of dried snot
    3. Adam (boy), he’s friends with the baboons in the zoo
    4. Libby (girl), the Welsh Yodelling Champion
    5. Rhys (boy), whenever he walks past a postbox, he howls like a wolf. Howl!
    6. Rhiannon (girl), she can sneeze in Morse code

Episode 10 Edit

(Airdate : 30/11/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Newcastle
  • Unfortunates
    1. Mauro (boy) only talks to ballroom dancers
    2. Kim (girl) won’t eat anything unless it tastes like mustard
    3. Cameron (boy), he hadn’t washed in weeks
    4. Molly (girl), she’s best friends with a radish
    5. Jamiel (boy) can speak fluent dolphin
    6. Vanessa (girl), she keeps twigs as pets

Episode 11 Edit

(Airdate : 07/12/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Liverpool
  • Unfortunates
    1. Ross (boy), his hair grows backwards
    2. Carmen (girl), she knits all her own food
    3. Alex (boy), he won Bigfoot of the Year
    4. Emily (girl) washes in strawberry milkshake
    5. Edwin (boy), he’s afraid of saucepans
    6. Lily (girl), she has two tongues

Episode 12 Edit

(Airdate : 14/12/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Bow (The Caretaker says it is “West London”)
  • Unfortunates
    1. Mitchell (boy), he sleeps standing on his head in a bucket of cold sick
    2. Shpresa (girl), her prized possession is a pack of walnuts
    3. Bradley (boy) once tripped over a daisy
    4. Shamara (girl), earwax candle maker
    5. Marie (girl), hula-hoop champion 1926
    6. Samadul (boy), he keeps an alien in his back pocket

Episode 13 Edit

(Airdate : 21/12/2007)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Burnley (The Caretaker says it’s in China)
  • Unfortunates
    1. Harriet (girl), she’s got a hairy tongue
    2. Declan (boy), he can blow fire out of his nostrils
    3. Jade (girl), she used to be a hedgehog
    4. Josh (boy), he’s secretly terrified of tiny kittens
    5. Jessica (girl), she’s got a head full of jam
    6. William (boy), he’s married to a polar bear

Series 2 Edit

Episode 1 Edit

(Airdate : 10/07/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Wolverhampton
  • Unfortunates
    1. Olivia (girl), who used to be a hedgehog
    2. Brandon (boy), who keeps a rooster in his schoolbag
    3. Amybeth (girl) is from London. How did she get in there?
    4. Connor (boy) walks sideways on a Saturday
    5. Sophie (girl), who’s secretly terrified of carrot cake
    6. Schmichel (boy), he invented dancing in 1965

Episode 2 Edit

(Airdate : 17/07/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Watford
  • Unfortunates
    1. William (boy), he’s a shepherd
    2. Shaneece (girl) is addicted to aqua aerobics
    3. Ryan (boy) speaks fluent Halibut
    4. Natasha (girl) collects duvet covers
    5. Ibrahim (boy) has a fear of butterflies
    6. Samantha (girl) was lost in space for 20 years

Episode 3 Edit

(Airdate : 24/07/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Norwich
  • Unfortunates
    1. Fiona (girl), who sleeps inside a banana
    2. Ben (boy), who used to have a job as a pair of slippers
    3. Alyson (girl), who is part robot
    4. Billy (boy), whose girlfriend is a coconut
    5. Holly (girl), whose best friend is a fridge magnet
    6. George (boy), who invented food back in 1983

Episode 4 Edit

(Airdate : 31/07/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Castleford
  • Unfortunates
    1. Jasmine (girl), she’s a secret frog smuggler
    2. Hayden (boy) is a retired bank manager
    3. Savanna (girl) is a mystery
    4. Lewis (boy) was rescued by squirrels in 1892
    5. Natasha (girl) is addicted to cartwheels
    6. Andrew (boy) is from London. Hey, what’s he doing in there!

Episode 5 Edit

(Airdate : 07/08/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Liverpool
  • Unfortunates
    1. Aaron (boy), who used to be a bunch of grapes
    2. Jasmine (girl), she generates her own electricity
    3. Jacob (boy), he’s a black belt in flip-flop
    4. Nia (girl), who collects cow pats
    5. Blaise (boy), who is secretly in love with a coat hanger
    6. Laura (girl) who won Undercover Alien of the Year award 2005

Episode 6 Edit

(Airdate : 14/08/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Sale
  • Unfortunates
    1. Nyree (girl), who wishes she could fly away
    2. James (boy), who used to have a job as a lunchbox
    3. Em (girl), who speaks fluent sheep
    4. Necho (boy), he’s a retired biscuit designer
    5. Emy (girl), whose boyfriend is a wheelie bin
    6. Kyle (boy), who once fell off a penguin

Episode 7 Edit

(Airdate : 21/08/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Brighton
  • Unfortunates
    1. Ellie (girl), who lives in a rollerskate
    2. Jerushan (boy), he owns the Eiffel Tower
    3. Nikita (girl) is part panda
    4. Josh (boy), he has a fear of the colour orange
    5. Holly (girl), whose boyfriend is made of concrete
    6. Oliver (boy), who’s a door-to-door glazing salesman

Episode 8 Edit

(Airdate : 28/08/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Bath
  • Unfortunates
    1. Alex (boy), who comes from Mars
    2. Francesca (girl), she hates being called “Dave”
    3. Dylan (boy), he’s faster than a ham sandwich
    4. Hollie (girl), she collects empty milk cartons
    5. Liban (boy), he has a head full of porridge
    6. Polly (girl), who invented time travel

Episode 9 Edit

(Airdate : 04/09/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Birmingham
  • Unfortunates
    1. Joseph (boy), who’s a Victorian chimney sweep
    2. Taela (girl), who’s thoroughly waterproof
    3. Jonah (boy) is a loose cannon
    4. Rhiana (girl), who won the World Cup in 1966
    5. Alex (boy), who needs to be back in time for his tea
    6. Elvira (girl), who invented sneezing in 1953

Episode 10 Edit

(Airdate : 11/09/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Stockport
  • Unfortunates
    1. Michael (boy), who was raised by ants
    2. Kiana (girl), she’s 100% recyclable
    3. Louis (boy), who’s posing as a real person
    4. Imogen (girl), she’s something else entirely
    5. George (boy) has a retractable finger
    6. Abigail (girl), who invented wind in 1896

Episode 11 Edit

(Airdate : 18/09/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Bristol
  • Unfortunates
    1. Chris (boy), who’s a champion cucumber wrestler
    2. Louisa (girl), who is terrified of gravy
    3. Jake (boy) is having the time of his life
    4. Poppy (girl), she has a built-in sat nav
    5. Jeremy (boy), who is not good in the mornings
    6. Rhiannon (girl), who is twinned with the town of Calais

Episode 12 Edit

(Airdate : 25/09/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Newcastle
  • Unfortunates
    1. Georgia (girl), who thinks sprouts are overrated
    2. Camille (boy), who used to have a job as a duck
    3. Andrew (boy), he has a seaside villa in Nice
    4. Ellie (girl) is choosy about her hairstyles
    5. Jessica (girl), who is partial to a slice of quiche
    6. Zachary (boy) is engaged. Please leave a message. BEEP!

Episode 13 Edit

(Airdate : 02/10/2008)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Wakefield
  • Unfortunates
    1. Jorgie (girl), who used to be a cordless kettle
    2. Aaron (boy), who won Strictly Come Dancing in 1928
    3. Elise (girl) has the tail of a raccoon
    4. Jake (boy), he’s a tap-dancing badger
    5. Sophie (girl) is pretending to be scared
    6. William (boy), who is scared and wishes he could get out of here

Series 3 Edit

Episode 1 Edit

(Airdate : 02/01/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Brixton
  • Unfortunates
    1. Brady (girl), who’s an airport baggage handler
    2. Ishmael (boy), he comes from the planet Wah-Wah!
    3. Jaydene (girl) is a hot-sir balloonist
    4. Michael (boy), he’s a deep-sea diver
    5. Olivia (girl), who used to be a bean bag
    6. John (boy), Beard of the Year, 1965

Episode 2 Edit

(Airdate : 09/01/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Wigan
  • Unfortunates
    1. Zoe (girl), she knows how to play chess in her sleep
    2. Luke (boy), he flies to school on a cornflake
    3. Chloe (girl), she’s an annoying organic farmer
    4. Jamie (boy), he’s secretly terrified of everything
    5. Ellie (girl), who has candyfloss for hair
    6. Corey (boy), who discovered France last Tuesday by accident

Episode 3 Edit

(Airdate : 16/01/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Sutton Coldfield
  • Unfortunates
    1. Tom (boy) used to be a Spanish omelette
    2. Bryhanna (girl) is somewhere over the rainbow
    3. Elliot (boy) sleeps with his eyes wide open
    4. Olivia (girl), she’s married to a phone box
    5. Marcel (boy), who once swallowed his own head
    6. Florence (girl) is a town in Italy

Episode 4 Edit

(Airdate : 23/01/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Newport
  • Unfortunates
    1. Ellis (boy), who lives in a baked bean can
    2. Mollie (girl), she’s addicted to snooker
    3. Shravan (boy), who thinks fireplaces are great
    4. Chloe (girl), who has a pet yoghurt
    5. Robbie (boy), his best friend is a cod
    6. Lauren (girl), who is room temperature

Episode 5 Edit

(Airdate : 30/01/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Maidstone
  • Unfortunates
    1. Daniel (boy), who keeps mashed potatoes in his ears
    2. Mariah (girl), who likes to sniff goldfish
    3. Chris (boy) has a head full of song
    4. Ella (girl), she’s secretly terrified of popcorn
    5. George (boy), who does a mean vegetable curry
    6. Rebecca (girl), who ran the marathon backwards

Episode 5 Edit

(Airdate : 05/02/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Gateshead
  • Unfortunates
    1. Steeley (boy), who’s a driving instructor
    2. Anna (girl), she collects rechargeable batteries
    3. Ryan (boy), who’s a pop star in Spain
    4. Charys (girl), who was rescued from a baboon sanctuary
    5. Cameron (boy), he’s married to a deckchair called “Sally”
    6. Shannon (girl), who’s a mermaid. Mondays between 3 and 4

Episode 7 Edit

(Airdate : 12/02/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Eastbourne
  • Unfortunates
    1. Sophie (girl), who is an eskimo
    2. Aaron (boy), whose job is a toilet flusher
    3. Rebecca (girl), she looks like she is regretting that kebab
    4. Harvey (boy), he collects castles
    5. Dani (girl), whose boyfriend is a cheese baguette
    6. Grahame (boy), who is a supermarket security guard

Episode 8 Edit

(Airdate : 19/02/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Paisley
  • Unfortunates
    1. Sarah (girl), who used to be a Bengal tiger
    2. Adam (boy) is named after a popular cheese
    3. Lauren (girl), she invented the weather
    4. Matt (boy), he has a collection of antique furniture
    5. Maria (girl), she is a coiled spring
    6. Mbalwani (boy), who won the Eurovision Song Contest 1904

Episode 9 Edit

(Airdate : 26/02/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Walton
  • Unfortunates
    1. Elizabeth (girl), who’s a champion bog snorkeler
    2. Joseph (boy), who’s a sucker for a nice pair of shoes
    3. Emz (girl), who isn’t left-handed
    4. Leon (boy), he reads bus tickets for fun
    5. Emma (girl), she’s from London. Hang on, how did she get in there!
    6. Aaron (boy), who’s named after a jumper

Episode 10 Edit

(Airdate : 06/03/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Hackney
  • Unfortunates
    1. Osman (boy), who lives in a lighthouse
    2. Yinka (girl) is a ruthless gardener
    3. Juhel (boy) is part bumblebee
    4. Salima (girl) is alive with the sound of music
    5. Dan (boy) is from the planet Gateshead. How did he get in there?
    6. Callum (boy), who won gold at the Imaginary Olympics in 2006, 1912

Episode 11 Edit

(Airdate : 13/03/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Leeds
  • Unfortunates
    1. Jack (boy), who has overdue library books
    2. Kirby (girl), who doesn’t have a care in the world
    3. Glen (boy), who’s a champion hot shoe shuffler
    4. Lauren (girl), she reflects the sun
    5. Daniel (boy) is a retired nuclear physicist
    6. Danielle (girl), who can hold her breath for 10 months

Episode 12 Edit

(Airdate : 20/03/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Glasgow
  • Unfortunates
    1. Daniel (boy) has a fear of frisbees
    2. Chloe (girl), who’s a pirate. Weekends only
    3. James (boy), he’s a professional karaoke king
    4. Carly (girl), she’s a member of the Royal Family
    5. Jack (boy) used to be a moustache
    6. Darcy (girl) is from London. How did she get in there?

Episode 13 Edit

(Airdate : 27/03/2009)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Bolton
  • Unfortunates
    1. Nathan (boy), who’s a Georgian dentist
    2. Sophie (girl), she sleeps upside down
    3. Ben (boy), who is half onion
    4. Andi (girl) is unbelievable
    5. Chris (boy) has a weakness for darts
    6. Meganne (girl), who invented wallpaper

Series 4 (Ever After) Edit

Episode 1 Edit

(Airdate : 17/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Gravesend
  • Unfortunates
    1. Ethan (boy), he lives in a sandcastle
    2. Daisy (girl), she rhymes with "lazy" and "hazy"
    3. Thomas (boy) thinks he's a viking
    4. Daveena (girl) is an executive biscuit
    5. Mete (boy) is two of your five-a-day
    6. Ellie (girl), she's an imposter

Episode 2 Edit

(Airdate : 18/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Hastings
  • Unfortunates
    1. Ross (boy), he once got stuck up a drainpipe
    2. Lucy (girl), who used to be a postage stamp
    3. PJ (boy) thought he was going to be on Raven. Gutted!
    4. Jordan (boy) once moonwalked the marathon
    5. Megan (girl), buy one, get one free
    6. And there she is, her twin sister Kimberley (girl). No relation!

Episode 3 Edit

(Airdate : 19/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from West Bromwich
  • Unfortunates
    1. Tariq (boy) invented computers completely by accident
    2. Nicole (girl) is currently unrecyclable
    3. Connor (boy) has wings. You can see them under his shirt!
    4. Courtney (girl) is rich in Vitamin C
    5. Paige (girl) speaks fluent toad
    6. Kadeem (boy), he's a luxury holiday in Torremolinos

Episode 4 Edit

(Airdate : 20/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Fulham
  • Unfortunates
    1. Leurim (boy), he used to be a cheese grater
    2. Noor (girl) is free from polyunsaturates
    3. Said (boy) hatched from a golden egg
    4. Hodon (girl), she once waxed a penguin
    5. Ganto (boy) is an ironing board
    6. Irisa (girl) once went to school on a biscuit

Episode 5 Edit

(Airdate : 21/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Croydon
  • Unfortunates
    1. Daisi (boy), he's Lord Mayor of Marmalade
    2. Kaleah (girl) is a champion welly wanger
    3. John (boy) must be kept refrigerated at all times
    4. Freya (girl) invented wigs
    5. Kieran (boy), he collected dust
    6. Ellie (girl), she used to be a step ladder

Episode 6 Edit

(Airdate : 25/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Bootle
  • Unfortunates
    1. Matthew (boy), he has a really unusual nickname
    2. Bobbie-Leigh (girl), Bobbylee, Bobbly?
    3. Paul (boy) is allergic to chairs
    4. Rhea (girl) is 100% wholeweat goodness
    5. Harry (boy) won Eurovision in 1970-10
    6. Fern (girl), that's 3 yeses, you're going through!

Episode 7 Edit

(Airdate : 26/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Pontypool
  • Unfortunates
    1. Sam (boy), he's rude to lollipop ladies
    2. Leah (girl), she used to be a luxury yoghurt
    3. Joel (boy) is a baggage handler at Luton Airport
    4. Caitlin (girl), stunt double to the stars
    5. Euan (boy) invented the word "bamboozle"
    6. Cerys (girl), World Thumb Wrestling Champion 2000 and 3000

Episode 8 Edit

(Airdate : 27/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from South Shields
  • Unfortunates
    1. Adam (boy), he invented a time machine in 2056
    2. Abigail (girl) used to be a banjo
    3. Ellis (boy) is a trip hazard
    4. Amy (girl) is scared of Wednesdays
    5. Ads (boy) glows in the dark
    6. Abbie (girl) once cooked a mammoth

Episode 9 Edit

(Airdate : 28/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Plaistow
  • Unfortunates
    1. Yoma (girl), she walks backwards on a Sunday
    2. Rowan (boy), he's low in saturates
    3. Lotte (girl), who is just pretending
    4. Moobina (girl), who used to be a leisure centre
    5. Yusuf (boy), he looks great in that shirt
    6. Tiernan (boy) isn't here right now. Please leave a message. BEEP!

Episode 10 Edit

(Airdate : 29/10/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Weston-Super-Mare
  • Unfortunates
    1. Josh (boy), he invented walking in 2046
    2. Amy (girl) isn't from Weston-Super-Mare but that doesn't matter!
    3. Ruby (girl) is part badger
    4. Joshua (boy) comes in a multi-pack and must not be sold separately
    5. Keane (boy) isn't made of money
    6. Molly (girl) has parked illegally again

Episode 11 Edit

(Airdate : 02/11/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Livingston
  • Unfortunates
    1. Nicolas (boy), he's terrified of tangerines
    2. Katie (girl), she invented carrots
    3. Zak (boy) is best served chilled
    4. Martha (girl) is from London. How did she get in there?
    5. Craig (boy), he used to be a cruise liner
    6. Lauren (girl), she travels to school by hedgehog

Episode 12 Edit

(Airdate : 03/11/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Ipswich
  • Unfortunates
    1. Ryan (boy), his sister's a DVD
    2. Shannon (girl) invented dogs in 1990-ninety
    3. Emilio (boy) holds the record for the loudest burp
    4. Brett (boy) is the Prime Minister of Cheese
    5. Neve (girl) has a pet dragon
    6. Shelby (girl) has gone for lunch. Back in 5 minutes

Episode 13 Edit

(Airdate : 04/11/2010)

  • This batch of unfortunates are from Bolton
  • Unfortunates
    1. Joshua (boy), he's terrified of sneezing
    2. Penny (girl) is free from artificial flavours and preservatives
    3. Juliette (girl) used to be the capital of France
    4. Daniel (boy) is an accident waiting to happen
    5. Mahnoor (girl) woke up 5 minutes ago
    6. Sam (boy) is cashier number 4, please
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